Funny Quotes About Cheating in School

,
Find & Share Quotes with Friends

Cheating Quotes

Quotes tagged as "cheating" Showing 1-30 of 459
David Levithan
"livid, adj.

Fuck You for cheating on me. Fuck you for reducing it to the word cheating. As if this were a card game, and you sneaked a look at my hand. Who came up with the term cheating, anyway? A cheater, I imagine. Someone who thought liar was too harsh. Someone who thought devastator was too emotional. The same person who thought, oops, he'd gotten caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Fuck you. This isn't about slipping yourself an extra twenty dollars of Monopoly money. These are our lives. You went and broke our lives. You are so much worse than a cheater. You killed something. And you killed it when its back was turned."
David Levithan, The Lover's Dictionary


Patti Callahan
"Cheating and lying aren't struggles, they're reasons to break up."
Patti Callahan Henry, Between the Tides

Danka V.
"What irritated me most in that entire situation was the fact that I
wasn't feeling humiliated, or annoyed, or even fooled. Betrayal was
what I felt, my heart broken not just by a guy I was in love with, but
also by, as I once believed, a true friend."
Danka V., The Unchosen Life

"The truly scary thing about undiscovered lies is that they have a greater capacity to diminish us than exposed ones. They erode our strength, our self-esteem, our very foundation."
Cheryl Hughes

Shannon L. Alder
"A true gentleman is one that apologizes anyways, even though he has not offended a lady intentionally. He is in a class all of his own because he knows the value of a woman's heart."
Shannon Alder

Abu Hamid al-Ghazali
"Declare your jihad on thirteen enemies you cannot see -egoism, arrogance, conceit, selfishness, greed, lust, intolerance, anger, lying, cheating, gossiping and slandering. If you can master and destroy them, then you will be read to fight the enemy you can see."
Al-Ghazzali

"When people cheat in any arena, they diminish themselves-they threaten their own self-esteem and their relationships with others by undermining the trust they have in their ability to succeed and in their ability to be true."
Cheryl Hughes

Michael Bassey Johnson
"It is better to lock up your heart with a merciless padlock, than to fall in love with someone who doesn't know what they mean to you."
Michael Bassey Johnson, The Infinity Sign

P.G. Wodehouse
"Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove."
P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves!

"The truly scary thing about undiscovered lies is that they have a greater capacity to diminish us than exposed ones."
Cheryl Hughes

Gemma Halliday
"Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girls mouth!"
Gemma Halliday, Deadly Cool

David Rovics
"They'll say you are bad
or perhaps you are mad
or at least you
should stay undercover.
Your mind must be bare
if you would dare
to think you can love
more than one lover."
David Rovics

Michael Bassey Johnson
"Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends."
Michael Bassey Johnson

Emily Giffin
"People generally didn't cheat in good relationships."
Emily Giffin, Something Blue

Suzanne Finnamore
"I remember one desolate Sunday night, wondering: Is this how I´m going to spend the rest of my life? Marrid to someone who is perpetually distracted and somewhat wistful, as though a marvelous party is going on in the next room, which but for me he could be attending?"
Suzanne Finnamore

Greg Behrendt
"A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it."
Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo

Suzanne Finnamore
"I used to loathe ambivalence; now I adore it. Ambivalence is my new best friend."
Suzanne Finnamore, Split: A Memoir of Divorce

Suzanne Finnamore
"Any way I slice reality it comes out poorly, and I feel an urge to not exist, something I have never felt before; and now here it comes with conviction, almost panic. I mentally bless and exonerate anyone who has kicked a chair out from beneath her or swallowed opium in large chunks. My mind has met their environment, here in the void. I understand perfectly."
Suzanne Finnamore, Split: A Memoir of Divorce

Suzanne Finnamore
"He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and sure on the muddy path."
Suzanne Finnamore, Split: A Memoir of Divorce

Suzanne Finnamore
"I know one thing about men," Bunny says with finality, leaving the room to check on A. "They never die when you want them to."
Suzanne Finnamore, Split: A Memoir of Divorce

Coco J. Ginger
"...I feel like a traitor, a phony, a fake. But I am a hypocrite with the best intentions, and I need kissing desperately."
Coco J. Ginger

Suzanne Finnamore
"So many events and moments that seemed insignificant add up. I remember how for the last Valentine´s Day, N gave flowers but no card. In restaurants, he looked off into the middle distance while my hand would creep across the table to hold his. He would always let go first. I realize I can´t remember his last spontaneous gesture of affection."
Suzanne Finnamore, Split: A Memoir of Divorce

Richelle Mead
"Wait," he said. "That's not a word."

I looked down to where, in a moment of desperation, I'd played zixic on a triple-word-score space.

"Uh, sure it is."

"What's it mean?"

"It's sort of like…quixotic, but with more…"

"Bullshit?"

I laughed out loud. I'd never heard him swear before.

"More zeal. Hence the z."

"Uh-huh. Use it in a sentence."

"Um…'You are a zixic writer.'"

"I don't believe this."

"That you're zixic?"

"That you're trying to cheat at Scrabble." He leaned back against my couch, shaking his head. "I mean, I was ready to accept the whole evil thing, but this is kind of extreme."
Richelle Mead, Succubus on Top


"Roen snorted. "You two have the strangest relationship in the Dells."

Archer smiled slightly. "She won't consent to make it a marriage."

"I can't imagine what's stopping her. I don't suppose you've considered being less munificent with your love?"

"Would you marry me, Fire, if I slept in no one's bed but yours?"

He knew the answer to that, but it didn't hurt to remind him. "No, and I should find my bed quite cramped."
Kristin Cashore, Fire


Erica Jong
"I tried to keep myself away from him by using con words like "fidelity" and "adultery", by telling myself that he would interfere with my work, that I had him I'd be too happy to write. I tried to tell myself I was hurting Bennett, hurting myself, making a spectacle of myself. I was. But nothing helped. I was possessed. The minute he walked into a room and smiled at me, I was a goner."
Erica Jong, Fear of Flying

Welcome back. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account.

Login animation

gardnerdret1994.blogspot.com

Source: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/cheating

Belum ada Komentar untuk "Funny Quotes About Cheating in School"

Posting Komentar

Iklan Atas Artikel

Iklan Tengah Artikel 1

Iklan Tengah Artikel 2

Iklan Bawah Artikel